I have a small dog named Cuddles, who is much more of a pooch than I am. This dog may be a tiny bit of a pooch, but he loves me to death and is my best friend. This is the point where we all find ourselves being more like the dog, because we are all afraid of being called poopy pants.
What’s that dog’s name? Well as it turns out, the dog with pants is a small cockroach. Now you might be wondering if that is a good name for a cockroach, because if you’re a cockroach and you have pants, then you have to be a cockroach with pants. Well, in a way it’s not a bad deal, because cockroaches are such a great living example of a person with no pants.
We are, after all, cockroaches. The only reason we don’t have pants is because our legs are so long. But even as cockroaches, we have a lot to worry about. For starters, we have to keep cockroaches away from our pants, because then we will get stuck in them. However, if we have a dog with pants, we can also get cockroaches with pants. The reason is simple.
What makes dogs with pants so scary is that they are essentially one and the same person as cockroaches. A cockroach is a cockroach, and a dog with pants is a dog with pants. So what will happen is that the cockroach will get so far ahead of the pants that it will start to eat them before the pants can get the upper hand. So imagine if the cockroach gets so far ahead of your pants that you can’t see him.
That’s probably what happened when a dog with pants bit a dog with pants. I’m sure the dog with pants is laughing at me now.
The dog with pants story is a little more nuanced. A cockroach has been eating your pants for a few days. It started with a small bite, but after a few days it became a full-on attack. It can literally eat 100% of your clothing if you dont take quick and drastic measures. You can learn to live with the fact that you are in the dark for a while, but it can definitely be a little unnerving at first.
The story does make a little more sense when you understand that the cockroach is actually just a group of pants that’s been nibbling around your body since the first day of your trip to the beach. As you go about your day, this group of pants is constantly nibbling from one side to the other, constantly trying to get away. They are literally trying to escape their own existence.
The cockroach will only survive for around five days on the beach, so even though it feels like they are constantly trying to escape their own existence, this is actually a pretty short time for a cockroach to be alive. The only time you will actually see this group of pants actually nibbling at your body is at the very end of the game, when you must fight off a giant cockroach while wearing the pants of a dog.
This is not a game about escaping, this is a game about survival. The game is very much about getting away from the dog because, in the end, your dog is the only thing keeping you alive. In the end, it’s the dog that will save you, not the pants.
This is one of the most famous scenes in the game, and is probably the best reason I can think of to like this game and the idea of a dog wearing pants.