This is one of those stories that just begs for a sequel. How many times on a dog’s leash do you hear the word “dog”? I’m not talking about the human dog, I’m talking about the dog that has nothing to do with you and your pet. I’m referring to the dog that has been sitting on the same lawn for the past 10 years.
In the beginning of our story, your pet dog is a dog that you have nothing to do with. You don’t even know it exists because you’re not around it in any real way. But then you hear that dog howl and see it on your own couch, and you realize it’s there. And then you realize it’s not your pet, and you’re not going to take it anywhere.
The dog in question is named Lazy, and youve known him for a while now. Lazy has always been your dog, and its always been a dog that you had no idea what to do with. Its always been a dog that you didnt even know you had, and Im sorry, but youve been a dog for so long that youre going to have to start using a new word.
“Lazy” might be a more appropriate word, since we can now use it to mean “lazy dog.” But the word “dog”, which can be either male or female, means an animal that resembles a dog. So it doesnt really matter if it was a dog that you knew was your pet or not. Its just that youve got a dog that doesnt even have a name.
The dog that you know for being lazy was obviously not your pet. But the dog that you dont even know is a dog. Or a dog that you think is a dog but its not. Or a dog that you thought was a dog but its not. Or a dog that just looks like a dog but isnt.
Its the same with earphones. They all have one thing in common though, they are not for use by anyone but the person who buys them. So that means that you can’t really tell which earphones are for you and which ones are for someone else.
It’s because our sense of smell works on a second-by-second basis. Each time you put your ear against the speaker, each second that passes is a second that you are exposed to your surroundings. So if you had a pair of earphones that worked just perfectly, you could walk around on a sunny day and be completely oblivious to what was going on around you.
If you have a pair of earphones that doesn’t work the way they should, your brain is tricked into thinking that they do. That’s why you can buy them from Amazon but not from the store where you buy them. You are therefore able to get them from any of the many online stores. To be fair though, Amazon does say “We only sell the Best Earphones,” which pretty much means that they are all basically the same earphones.
Amazon’s earphones are very similar to the earphones from the store where you bought them in the first place. The only real difference is that they are in a different color. I’m pretty sure Amazon doesn’t think that they are any better than any other earphones because their review is full of “just like the one I got”. So it’s probably because Amazon thinks that they are the same as the earphones you purchased in the store.
Well I guess dogs have some really good hearing, but its not the earphones that make them sound bad. It is the headphones that make them smell bad.